shh...don't tell the kids...
I teach third grade, but that doesn’t mean I’m not a woman who has needs! Well, those needs were met when my ex husband came in from out of town for a night and took me out to a romantic dinner to try to rekindle our relationship. I wore my most sexy red dress and highest heels, in an attempt to make him remember what he’d given up..... and with the help of cold champagne, he remembered alright! I tried to escape in the morning to my car which was parked only two blocks away but was HORRIFIED when I ran into the parents of one of my students on the street, who did NOT seem too please with my disheveled appearance and bursting cleavage. Those parents ended up taking a meeting with the other parents of the students I teach to discuss whether it was an “appropriate” choice to teach their children! Luckily I kept my job but if only I had been able to keep my dignity as well!